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    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 7, 2003 (message contributor)

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SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILDHOOD IS FINALLY OVER

- Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn’t do it anymore.

- Driving a car doesn’t always sound like fun.

- Being bad is no longer cool.

- You’re taller than the slide at the McDonald’s Playland.

- You have ever said, "Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?"

- Naps are good.

- Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.

- You once called Space Invaders "The best game ever".

- Your idea of a fun party now includes chips & salsa and Snapple.

- You leave concerts and ball games early to beat the crowd.

- You actually want clothes for Christmas.

- You’ve bought an album on vinyl.

- You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.

- You see the "If you were born on this day in...

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