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Remember Anniversary
Contributed by David Dunn on Oct 25, 2025 (message contributor)
A husband forgot his anniversary. His wife said, “Tomorrow morning, I want a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds.”
Next morning she found a gift-wrapped box. She opened it.
A bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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