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The Lazy Man Search
Contributed by Loyd C. Taylor on Jun 25, 2025 (message contributor)
Humor: The Laziest Man Search - Roll Me Over
One hot June day, when the foreman didn’t hear or see any activity, he found his workers in the breakroom soaking up the A/C.
He said, “This is the laziest bunch of workers I’ve ever seen. I just don’t know which one of you is the laziest.”
He reaches into his wallet, pulls out a bill, and says, “I’ve got a hundred-dollar bill here for the laziest man in this room. Now, if you aren’t ashamed to admit it, raise your hand.”
One man stopped drinking his tea, raised his hand, and said, “I’m the laziest man.”
A second, lifted his head from the table where he had been resting it, and raised his hand and said, “No, I’m the laziest man.”
Then, from the back, one guy was lying on the floor in the corner of the breakroom and said sleepily, “Just roll me over and put it in my pocket.”
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