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A Joke To Share When Attendance In The First Service Begins To Drop
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Nov 12, 2024 (message contributor)
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside him and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”
Good morning, Pastor,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor McGhee, what is this?” Alex asked.
“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service.”
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex’s voice was barely audible when he finally managed to ask, “Which one, the one at 9:00 am or the one at 10:30?”
A funny story to use when your first service begins to dip down a little in attendance!
- Precept Austin
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