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Shrewd
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Oct 7, 2019 (message contributor)
Morris (the father) says to his son:“I want you to marry a girl of my choice.”
The son says: I will choose my own bride.”
Morris says:“But the girl is Bill Gates’daughter.”
The son answers:“Well, in that case, yes ok.”
Morris then approaches Bill Gates and says:“I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates answers:“But my daughter is not ready to get married!”
Morris says:“But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates answers:“Ah, in that case, yes ok.”
Finally Morris goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Morris says: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
The president answers:“But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.”
Morris says:“But this young man is Bill Gates’son-in-law.”
The President answers: “Ah, in that case, yes ok.”
And that is how successful business is done. [source: http://hayley-woo.blogspot.com]
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