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Edwin Amundson
Contributing sermons since Jan 1, 2000
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God Left You A Message, Did You Get It?
Contributed on Dec 12, 2003
In a world spooning from the advances of the information age, we send and receive so many different messages with so many different devices. So why is God still sending the same old message, the same old way to me? And why does He expect me to pass it on
"GOD LEFT YOU A MESSAGE... DID YOU GET IT?" LUKE 1:1-5 JOKE--- After directory assistance gave a woman her boyfriend’s new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" she asked. "He’s in the shower," the lady responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," and ...read more
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Only A Righteous Man Is Remembered Forever
Contributed on May 23, 2003
Curious Memorial Day Sermon that examines the legacy of every believer.
“ONLY A RIGHTEOUS MAN IS REMEMBERED FOREVER,” PSALM 112:1-10 JOKE--- Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and she said, "Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?" Mable answered, "I have? A ...read more
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Reading The Christmas Story From Cover To Cover
Contributed on Dec 21, 2002
Takes hearers from birth through death and ressurection in a very short and easy to understand manner which applies practical application to everyday life.
?READING THE CHRISTMAS STORY FROM COVER TO COVER?, LUKE 2:1-7; John 19:40-41 JOKE--- Finding a lamp on a beach, Bob began cleaning it, so he rubs it, bam! Out comes a genie. For setting me free, I will now grant u 3 wishes. ?Cool? says Bob. ?OK Genie dude, I want a billion dollars.? Poof! As the ...read more
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Dont Bite The Hand That Feeds You, Instead Bite Your Tongue
Contributed on Nov 22, 2002
Thanksgiving or just a sermon on being grateful. Deals with the complaining of the Children of Israel and applys to troublemakers in the Church.
?DON?T BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU, INSTEAD BITE YOUR TONGUE,? NUM 11:18-20 JOKE---Two guys are walking through a field when they spot a full grown bull as big as a pickup truck. They freeze as the bull turned his head and scraped his front hoof on the ground to acknowledge he was about to ...read more
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David, Low, Tough, And Tender
Contributed on Aug 9, 2002
Our Hero of the faith today, David, will teach us a lesson in humility, but also a lesson in strength and faith.
HEROES OF THE FAITH 7: ?DAVID---LOW, TOUGH AND TENDER! 1 SAMUEL 16:6-12 JOKE--- Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the ...read more
Newest Sermon Series
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Heroes Of The Faith, 7
Contributed on Aug 9, 2002
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Heroes Of The Faith 5
Contributed on Jul 26, 2002
Newest Sermon Illustrations
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Deep Within A Forest A Little Turtle Began To ...
Contributed on Aug 9, 2002
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a ...read more
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A Young Fellow Wanted To Be A Star Journalist But ...
Contributed on Aug 9, 2002
A young fellow wanted to be a star journalist but lived in a small town (not much possibility). One day the dam upstream broke and the town was flooded. He got in a rowboat and headed out to look for a story. Finding a lady sitting on her rooftop, he tied up the boat and told her what he was after. ...read more
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How Do I Know We Need Women? According To The ...
Contributed on Jul 30, 2002
How do I know we need women? According to the United Nation's statistics: "Women constitute over 50 percent of the world's population. But women do three-fourths of the world's work, receive one-tenth of the world's salaries, and own one one-hundredth of the world's land." Women are major ...read more
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A Man Left Work One Friday Afternoon. But Instead ...
Contributed on Jul 30, 2002
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend fishing with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade of ...read more
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A Little Boy Was In A Relative's Wedding. As He ...
Contributed on Jul 26, 2002
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, ...read more