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Doug Sanders avatar
How to Catch a Monkey
Shared By: Doug Sanders on Jan 2, 2001
Summary: HOW TO CATCH A MONKEY Native hunters in the jungles of Africa have a clever way of trapping monkeys. They slice a coconut in two, hollow it out, and in one half of the shell cut a hole just big enough for a monkey’s hand to pass through. Then ...
Category: Humor
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A Man Was Watching The News One Night When It ...
Shared By: Mark Sutherlin on Jun 5, 2001
Summary: A man was watching the news one night when it was reported that a car was going the wrong direction on the freeway. The man knew his wife was on that freeway and became very concerned so called her on her cell phone. She answered and he said, "Dea...
Category: Humor
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An Atheist Complained To A Friend Because ...
Shared By: Victor Nazareth on Apr 3, 2002
Summary: An atheist complained to a friend because Christians had their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter, and Jews celebrate their national holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur. "But we atheists," he said, "have no recognized nationa...
Category: Humor
based on 627 ratings
Denomination: Charismatic
Scripture: Genesis 3:8
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Grandpa Walked Into The Family Room And ...
Shared By: Dennis Lawrence on Apr 6, 2001
Summary: “Grandpa walked into the family room and found his little grandson, Jeffy, standing up in his playpen, crying. “He looked so pitiful, standing there in his little baseball T-shirt and diaper. His face was red and tear-stained from cry...
Category: Humor
based on 463 ratings
Scripture: none
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A Preacher Saw A Man Who Looked Homeless Sitting ...
Shared By: Mike Richardson on May 16, 2001
Summary: A preacher saw a man who looked homeless sitting on a park bench and seemed to be in deep distress so he passed by him, handed him a $20 bill and whispered to him, “Never Despair”. The next day the preacher saw the man coming toward him...
Category: Humor
based on 450 ratings
Scripture: none
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Sacrificing the Son
Shared By: LaCell Sherman on Jul 4, 2001
Summary: SACRIFICING THE SON There was a Pastor, who after the usual Sunday Evening Hymns, stood up, walked over to the pulpit and, before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who was in service that evening. In the int...
Category: Stories
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I Dreamed One Night That An Angel Was Talking To ...
Shared By: Robert Travis on Jun 27, 2001
Summary: I dreamed one night that an angel was talking to me. The angel spoke words of comfort all through the night. I awoke the next morning to find a lump under my pillow. It was a small stuffed "angel" bear that had fallen off the headboard of the bed. W...
Category: Humor
based on 401 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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I'm Fine
Shared By: Andrew Chan on Apr 9, 2002
Summary: "I'M FINE." Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn’t you say, at ...
Category: Humor
based on 451 ratings
Denomination: Evangelical Free
Scripture: Romans 3:5-8
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Mercy, Not Justice
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Apr 11, 2001
Summary: Eph.2:4,5. A young lady who occasionally walked through the park after work, stopped to have her picture taken by a photographer on this particular day. She was very excited about her picture being taken. As she walked out of the park, she looked a...
Category: Humor
based on 404 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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A Methodist Pastor Says To A Baptist Pastor, ...
Shared By: Bruce Howell on Aug 4, 2001
Summary: A Methodist pastor says to a Baptist pastor, “If I immerse somebody just up to his ankles, it that enough?” “No,” answers the Baptist. “How about up to his knees?” “Nope.” “How about up to hi...
Category: Humor
based on 407 ratings
Denomination: Wesleyan
Scripture: none
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Leslie Weatherhead Tells Of A Little Boy Who Was ...
Shared By: Tim Zingale on Mar 19, 2001
Summary: "Leslie Weatherhead tells of a little boy who was admitted to an orphanage after his parents were killed. One of the first items on the agenda was to find him a new set of clothes. He was given a new pair of pants, a new shirt, and a pair of shoes t...
Category: Stories
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A Small Boy Was Writing A Letter To God About ...
Shared By: Owen Bourgaize on Nov 18, 2000
Summary: A small boy was writing a letter to God about the Christmas presents he badly wanted. "I’ve been good for six months now," he wrote. But after a moment’s reflection he crossed out "six months" and wrote "three". After a pause that was crossed out...
Category: Humor
based on 384 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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A Fellow Who Had Been Reared In The City Bought A ...
Shared By: Kris Young on Feb 15, 2001
Summary: A fellow who had been reared in the city bought a farm and several milk cows. In the feed store one day he complained his best cow had gone dry. "Aren’t you feeding her right?" asked the store owner. "I’m feeding her what you’ve been selling me," s...
Category: Humor
based on 367 ratings
Denomination: Pentecostal
Scripture: none
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Hymns of the Laodicean Church
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Jul 4, 2001
Summary: Hymns Of The Laodicean Church (God’s Frozen People) The Laodicean Church announces publication of "Church Songs," whose title, according to the editor, was chosen because "We didn’t want to turn anybody off with threatening words tha...
Category: Humor
based on 374 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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As A Boy Growing Up In The Country I Had Heard ...
Shared By: Johnny Carver on May 12, 2001
Summary: As a boy growing up in the country I had heard scary stories about a snake called a "Black Racer" that would chase you. These stories kept me very alert as I walked up and down the gravel roads around where we lived. One day mom asked me to go to th...
Category: Humor
based on 361 ratings
Denomination: Pentecostal
Scripture: none
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A True Story - A Woman Entered A Haagen-dazs ...
Shared By: Scott Weber on Mar 23, 2001
Summary: A true story - a woman entered a Haagen-Dazs store on the Kansas City Plaza for an ice-cream cone. After making her selection, she turned and found herself face to face with Paul Newman. He was in town filming the movie Mr. and Mrs. Br...
Category: Humor
based on 355 ratings
Scripture: none
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Charles Swindoll In His Book “three Steps ...
Shared By: Richard Jones on Nov 1, 2000
Summary: Charles Swindoll in his book “Three Steps Forward, Two Steps Back” tells the story of a farmer who wanted to impress his hunting buddies. To impress them, he bought the smartest, most expensive hunting dog he could find. He trained this ...
Category: Humor
based on 346 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: Mark 6:1-13
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Listen To These Words Of A Taxicab Driver: ...
Shared By: MELVIN NEWLAND on Feb 23, 2001
Summary: Listen to these words of a taxicab driver: Because I drive the night shift, my cab often becomes a moving confessional. Passengers climb in, sit behind me in total anonymity, & tell me about their lives. I encounter people whose lives amaze me, ...
Category: Stories
based on 357 ratings
Scripture: Philippians 2:3-5
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Paul Harvey Tells The Story About A Family On ...
Shared By: Dana Chau on Sep 8, 2001
Summary: Paul Harvey tells the story about a family on Christmas Eve. This family had a tradition where the Mother and children would go to the Christmas Eve service, and the Father would stay home and read the paper. When the family returns home from chur...
Category: Stories
based on 342 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Have Some Ice Cream
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on Jun 30, 2001
Summary: Received in an e-mail Have Some Ice Cream "Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even t...
Category: Humor
based on 342 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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Have You Ever Heard The Story Of (insert Two ...
Shared By: Scott Weber on Mar 23, 2001
Summary: Have you ever heard the story of (insert two names) first date? - She was expecting him to show up. She was dressed up and waiting patiently. However, by the time he was an hour late, she figured she had been stood up. So, she took off he...
Category: Humor
based on 318 ratings
Scripture: none
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Again, There’s A Great Deal Of Internet ...
Shared By: Kyle Meador on Jan 2, 2001
Summary: Again, there’s a great deal of Internet research and revisionist thinking going on about these characters in the Christmas story. Some of have suggested that things would have been considerably different if these wise men had actually instead ...
Category: Humor
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Different Use in Heaven
Shared By: Tim Gibson on Nov 23, 2000
Summary: DIFFERENT USE IN HEAVEN A millionaire Christian is sleeping in his bedroom when an angel comes to him and wakes him up. "It’s time for you to go to heaven", says the angel. "Oh, i’m not ready, what should I bring ?", says the mi...
Category: Humor
based on 310 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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It Had Been A Long Flight And The Crew Was Tired. ...
Shared By: Brent Zastrow on Apr 18, 2001
Summary: It had been a long flight and the crew was tired. This was even made more apparent by the rough landing. This particular airline had a policy that the pilot must stand by the door as the people exited to thank them for flying with the airline. ...
Category: Humor
based on 308 ratings
Scripture: none
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Paul Harvey Told About A 3-year-old Boy Who Went ...
Shared By: MELVIN NEWLAND on Feb 20, 2001
Summary: Paul Harvey told about a 3-year-old boy who went to the grocery store with his mother. Before they entered the grocery store she said to him, "Now you’re not going to get any chocolate chip cookies, so don’t even ask." She put him u...
Category: Humor
based on 318 ratings
Scripture: none
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A Friend Sent Me An Email That Teaches ...
Shared By: Victor Yap on Jan 25, 2001
Summary: A friend sent me an email that teaches thankfulness to its recipients: If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your ...
Category: Statistics
based on 309 ratings
Denomination: Independent/Bible
Scripture: none
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All I Will Ever Need To Know I Learned From ...
Shared By: Wayne Burnett on Feb 28, 2001
Summary: -All I will ever need to know I learned from Noah. One, Don’t miss the boat. Two, Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark . Four, Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old s...
Category: Humor
based on 302 ratings
Denomination: Church Of God
Scripture: none
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Christmas Shopping, Though Fun, Can Be Difficult. ...
Shared By: James Wilson on Sep 13, 2001
Summary: Christmas shopping, though fun, can be difficult. Did you hear about the guy that bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas? A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of thos...
Category: Humor
based on 300 ratings
Denomination: Baptist
Scripture: none
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Several Years Ago One Of The Elders Of The ...
Shared By: SermonCentral Staff on May 29, 2001
Summary: Several years ago one of the Elders of the congregation I preached for baptized a particularly large woman. He was concerned about how he would completely immerse her into the water and decided to explain to her how she could help him. He explaine...
Category: Humor
based on 306 ratings
Denomination: *other
Scripture: none
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What Is The Difference Between Involvement And ...
Shared By: Revd. Martin Dale on Sep 1, 2001
Summary: What is the difference between involvement and commitment? Perhaps I can best explain this by way of analogy with bacon and eggs In bacon and egg, the hen is involved but the pig is committed
Category: Humor
based on 300 ratings
Denomination: Anglican
Scripture: Luke 9:57-62